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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via milesjai)


So, it doesn’t necessarily hurt my feelings, but I’m always so sad (now that I can do makeup and do it pretty well) when my friends get married or something and won’t let me do their makeup.. like, one friend was like “I can’t let you do my makeup because I want to look naturally pretty..” like, yeah, I can turn you out honey won’t nobody even know you’re wearing makeup…. like, I get it, you’re gonna get your hair stylist to do it along with your hair but I mean, I’ll do it for free and make you look 6x better… Just putting that out there.


Okay, so this girl tried to get a beer tonight at my table and I asked for her ID and she showed it to me through one of the window on her wristlet and I kind of second guessed that it wasn’t hers but I’ve never had to deny someone alcohol at work so I kind of freaked out for a second. I went back and was like “I’m sorry, Can I just see your ID one more time?” and she literally sighs the HEAVIEST sigh and goes “Yep. Can you see it now,” basically shoving it in my face, and she had it taken out of the wristlet window.. I looked at this ID and, turns out, I knew who the girl was in the picture and it wasn’t her and they share absolutely no similarities, so I looked at homegirl and was like “I’m sorry, I’m not comfortable serving you, this ID doesn’t really match your appearance” trying to be nice instead of saying “bitch, who are you playing with?” and before I could even say “Can I get you something else?” She goes “Water.” and I continued to apologize because I’m sure that was embarrassing so, I said, verbatim, “look, I’m not trying to be a bitch but I could lose my job..” and she cuts me off and goes “bring lemon with my water..” and continues talking to her friends. I don’t know the law but I’m pretty sure I could’ve gotten ms. thing in some trouble (but karma’s a bitch, she’ll get hers.) Like, I hate being a server so much because I can’t get right with rude ass customers like this… Like, what do servers need to do to get respect from guests, like, do I need to give you a copy of my resume and a reference?? It just blows my mind how servers have to keep their mouths shut when guests are rude and we’re expected to just apologize for THEIR behavior and get them what they want…

This rant is going in 10 different directions.

I make 2 dollars an hour.

Rant concluded.


carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

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ambermozo:

I can’t breathe 

(via durrrin)



I really think I’m gonna get extensions soon. I just need a nose job and new wardrobe and i’ll be the shit.


Closer
Tegan and Sara
Closer

musicalmuse:

Closer- Tegan and Sara