lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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heartless:

when my mom complains that i lay in bed too much

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i really cannot be around people who act a fool when they’re drunk. like, if you get drunk and become a completely different person, don’t call me to hang out when you’re drinking because chances are i’m not coming…


Okay, so I watch ridiculousness all the the time with my mom and we think it’s hilarious but my dad always complains about it but guess what we’re watching now… A car auction. How is this better?


Return of the Mack
Mark Morrison
Return of the Mack

throwbacksongs:

Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack


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oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
teslatea

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

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imnotjailbait:

clubpresident:

imnotjailbait:

clubpresident:

I just heard a clap come from somewhere in my house.

I’m home alone tonight.

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STOP. STOP IT. STOP. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN I HEARD IT. NO. IVE LOCKED MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND I NEED TO PRAY

good luck